That's from a G+ thread that was too good not to share. That got me thinking, though. Can you imagine Rain Man...in Spaaaaaace!
"I'm a good starship pilot. Definitely a good pilot. Always on Wednesdays. Never make the Kessel Run on Thursdays. Definitely a good pilot."
"Hot water burn Burn Barugon! Hot water burn Barugon!"
Charlie: Okay, Ray, we have to get on the Death Star now.
Ray: No. No.
Charlie: What are you talking about, we have to get on the Death Star.
Ray: No, it's not safe. Death Stars always blow up.
Charlie: Yeah, sometimes they do, but not this one.
Ray: They always blow up. DS-1 Orbital Battle Station one blew up at Yavin. DS-2 Orbital Battle Station two blew up over Endor -
Charlie: Okay, Ray.
Ray: Death Star Three, actually called Starkiller Base, but it was a Death Star, blew up -
Charlie: All right, Ray! We won't get on the Death Star.
* I know what I said.